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31

Jul

karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.image

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

(Source: faeryofficial)

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

lilsafeword:

lordseltzer:

6

Dag! 500 notes? !

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bunnyfood:

(via lawebloca)

happy 34th birthday to harry james potter. even though he is a fictional character, he affected my life and million of others. i can’t imagine my  life without harry. thank you jk rowling, and happy birthday to you (july 31). born as the s e v e n t h month dies.

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awesomejudas123fan:

listoflifehacks:

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The cheating of the girls….so fucking smart

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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pokemon-global-academy:

These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old

Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

My heart feels heavy, which is strange, because I know a piece of it is missing.

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Burn.

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30

Jul

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis